February 2012
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Feb 6th
January 2012
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Jan 15th
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feeling really depressed tonight..
sorority-love: nevermiiind i’ll fiiind someone liiiiiike youuuu… i wish nothing but the beeest foooor youuuuuu TWOOOOOO DON’T FORGET ME, I BEGGGG. I REEEEMEMBEEER YOU SAIIIIDDD SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVEEE BUT SOMETIMES IT HUUUURTS INSTEADDD. that’s me singing adele :( living the cliche boo.
Jan 13th
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August 2011
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July 2011
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Jul 14th
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Jul 12th
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April 2011
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 4th
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March 2011
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Mar 28th
Mar 27th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 25th
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Mar 24th
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Mar 24th
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here's a tip
when you describe yourself as “withdrawn” perhaps you should not be on “okcupid”
Mar 24th
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Everytime I spot Salma Hayek in another movie I...
melitron: “How can you be so quiet when your parades are so loud???”
Mar 23rd
Mar 23rd
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how much clearer can i say
itslevi-oh-sa: that there is ALWAYS MONEY IN THE BANANA STAND no touching! NO TOUCHING no touching! NO TOUCHING one of my favorite-st moment-est ever
Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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Mar 23rd
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January 2011
3 posts
Dear Tumblr
Why are you “HTML Error”-ing on my blackberry?
Jan 31st
WatchWatch
seriously. tina out-did herself so gracefully out of the 30-slump.
Jan 26th
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so i have this terrible habit
when i find myself awake at three am with nothing to watch on the telly i start googling my ex’s current i spent the past hour reading through his blog 70% of the posts involved will & grace, 10% involved him having a “grace-adler-moment” and the other 20 involve the following: 1. a naked pic. a picture that proves i have despite my complete lack of workout, better...
Jan 26th
December 2010
4 posts
Snow has finally decided to blanket new york
And I, the artsy, fartsy poser that I am thought: “I love when it snows in New York, it blankets all the grime that is New York to give it a clean slate.” Sometimes I feel like hitting myself with a big fish.
Dec 14th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 8th
September 2010
10 posts
Sep 25th
At 2am
Me: (20 minutes of non-stop rant about the first half hour of The Biggest Loser season premier)
Cecille: I get your point, but why are you drunk?
Me: I'm not. Just over enthusiastic and joyed.
Sep 23rd
Giiiiiiiiiiiiiirl
Let me tell you about the Biggest Loser
Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
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Sep 23rd
“In some sense fashion designers are merely messengers, delivering up to us our...”
– The F Word (NY Times Magazine)
Sep 3rd
Sep 3rd
“Their (Burger King) prime customers, men between 18 and 34, are out of a job and...”
– since when was burger king, “eating out”?
Sep 3rd
even though i graduated
the circadian rhythm of not functioning properly until September is still in effect despite my body’s willingness to give a crap in the change of environment and schedule, i have noticed a few crucial involuntary modifications: 1. i am once again losing english as a form of communication 2. my body can’t deal with a simple cold without antibiotics 3. yo-yo dieting does not occur...
Sep 1st
May 2010
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May 3rd
Heading to the library at twelve am
After an exhausting day walking all around new york, which was more sweating than walking.
May 3rd
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April 2010
5 posts
Apr 26th
I found my husband on the bus today.
He had an AFFLICTION jersey polo on that had the word “QUENCH” in old ye english font type across his broad shoulders. He’s not perfect, but I love him.
Apr 13th